The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
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that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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