I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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