Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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