Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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