Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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