wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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