its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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