Dual....:-)
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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