This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Randomize