Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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