Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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