I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I wish i was in the wii world.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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