First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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