I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
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Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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