I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
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