I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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