East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Fuck appropriateness.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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