Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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