Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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