So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
