Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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