why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
It's a yes or no question.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.