he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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