Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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