I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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