I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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