if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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