so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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