Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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