I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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