That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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