look no pants
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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