I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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