i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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