I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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