I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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