hotel room ftw
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
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In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
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