He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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