In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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