I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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