I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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