If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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