My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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