I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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