This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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