we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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