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How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away

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(515): How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away<? http://tfl.nu/gea4

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I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.

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(304): I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine. http://tfl.nu/cm6i

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Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"

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(757): Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT" http://tfl.nu/x7ms

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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.

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(815): It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing. http://tfl.nu/i0rl

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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.

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(773): At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect. http://tfl.nu/fdmy

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(303): View more from Colorado

Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.

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(303): Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron. http://tfl.nu/c12y

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(318): View more from Louisiana

You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude

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(318): You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude http://tfl.nu/d0gl

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(912): View more from Georgia

It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school

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(912): It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school http://tfl.nu/xr6r

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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...

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(406): Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms... http://tfl.nu/f4gr

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Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult

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(813): Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult http://tfl.nu/ufyx

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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors

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(269): You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors http://tfl.nu/85u5

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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."

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(505): Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you." http://tfl.nu/718r

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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces

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(+61): I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces http://tfl.nu/enrv

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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed

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(843): yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed http://tfl.nu/7mxw

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(319): View more from Iowa

I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!

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(319): I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious! http://tfl.nu/fmkg

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