Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(269): View more from Michigan

Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories

(269): View more from Michigan

I don't see you I see the memories. All the time

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(850): View more from Florida

JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.

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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.

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(406): View more from Montana

Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout

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(315): View more from New York

I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours

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(305): View more from Florida

I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about

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(250): View more from British Columbia

doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..

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