I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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