So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants