Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(309): View more from Illinois

So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.

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(408): View more from California

there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing

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(585): View more from New York

Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.

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(334): View more from Alabama

She threw up in the hot tub how's your night

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter

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(813): View more from Florida

You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants

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