Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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