Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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