Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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