i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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