I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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