u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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