People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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