Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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