Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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