She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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